Signs

Choose your words carefully...

Sign on a Proctologist's door-
"To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Maternity Room door-
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office--
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place."

In a Podiatrist's office-
"Time wounds all heels"

On a Gynceologist's door-
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon-
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

And don't forget this sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop--
"Best place in town to take a leak."